It's a luscious mix of words and tricks;

Girls who like bearded chubby dudes:

• tumblr: oh hayyyyyyyyyyy I live in fucking Narnia, approximately 2,000,000 miles away from you. You're so cute I want to date you blah blah beard om nom nom nom.
• girls in real life: nope.
• [oh yeah and guys who like alternative looking chubby girls are just QUEUEING UP AT MY DOOR] -.-

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    [oh yeah and guys who like alternative looking chubby girls are just QUEUEING UP AT MY DOOR] -.-

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    This chick right here will love you, your chub, your beard, and your kickass personality. Oh,

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    I AM REAL. I EXIST DAMMIT.

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    And they announced that day, not a truer statement would never be made about tumblr

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49. timeagainstus said: Fuckin’ Narnia.
50. purdysouth said: whatever. this is more like the story for guys who like chubby tattooed girls
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