It's a luscious mix of words and tricks;: Archive

Jan 30th

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“How deluded does a girl have to be to think 100Ilbs is an ideal weight. My brain...”

– Nick Gonzo (professional Doktor) He has a point you know.

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Ah, thanks :) shame though, *shakes fist at...

throwingbricksatyourheart answered your question: Lost a follower Tumblr’s being a bitch with followers for everyone tonight, that may be why..

Jan 25th

Lost a follower

guess I haven’t been around and posting much lately…. So how is everyone?

Jan 25th

Predicament

So nobody is probably interested but I wanted to write it somewhere, so Tumblr it is. Next weekend it going to be a really busy weekend, on the Friday night it’s a friend’s birthday party and then I’m staying over at my boyfriend’s house because he lives closer and it’s generally easier. Then on Saturday he wants me to hang out at his, but there happens to be a big...

Jan 21st

“Sex dash love. Everything here hurts. Lean over. In one sense, bear...”

– Whilst straddling a speaker who has ‘located her voice’ Claire Donato “For the past two years, I’ve been reading and analyzing Cosmopolitan Magazine’s online Sex Tips and Tricks from Guys. For those of you not in the know, ST&T is devoted to “guys [revealing] secret sex tips guaranteed...

Jan 21st

Jan 19th

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Jan 16th

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Jan 16th

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stymphonique asked: ancing in supermarkets is also one of my favorite things to do héh ;3 thanks again and lovely blog you've got!

Jan 16th

lettheonlysound asked: thanks for the rant, it makes me feel better about being so grumpy when other people understand why! :')

Jan 16th

someone last night got so excited when i asked her...

killed-it-with-kisses: it was two door cinema club. ‘ohhhemmgeee, you like two door cinema club? i’ve never heard of anyone else who likes them!’ well, i’ve been playing their music to you for over six months. and you’ve been telling me to ‘turn that shit off’ ‘ohhhemmgeee, you like two door cinema club? i’ve never heard of anyone else who likes them!’ …except for the people who...

Jan 16th

In the bath I picked up the soap and started...

Nothing happened. True story, swear down.

Jan 15th

seymoursfatlady asked: SO. I was looking back through your tumblr and on like page 5 I saw a tea cup that is blue and white patterned and on the sleeve it has a little teapot on it. I just wanted you to know I HAVE THAT CUP. Craziness! That's what you get for working for a tea company, getting obscure cups! Anyway, bonus points for you!

Jan 15th

Jan 14th

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Anonymous asked: Why do you want to be as goddam sexy as that girl you posted? Are you so fed up of being as sexy as you are that you need to downgrade to a lower level of sexiness or something?

Jan 14th

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Making cups of tea for you

is my way of showing you I care a lot.

Jan 14th

slab of rage: SHAMELESS PLUG TIME →

slabofrage: OK LOOK, I know I’ve posted this before, but I’m going to keep on posting it. This here is a link to an eBook called hearteater, which is an anthology of short stories, poems, flash fiction, scribbles and musings. All contributions are centred around the phrase ‘hearteater’ and what started as a… CLICKY CLICKY CLICK! Actually this looks really good, you should all take a...

Jan 14th

agentlemanbastard asked: What are you reading?
You look very kissable
My penis feels glorious today
spin....*click*....spin....*click*.....spin.....*BANG*
I once saw a cat catch a rat with only one paw: the rat was fat, the cat was sleight, never in my life have I seen such a sight.
I'm losing the fight between sanity and insanity
You make me wish I were younger and you were...

Jan 13th

reblog if you want some of these in your ask box

fakeasmilewhenthetimingsright-: a question a compliment a tmi a story a poem about you what you think about me why you follow me rank me if you met me what would you do how was your day a new year resolution a cute message one thing you want to tell me Please?

Jan 13th

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