November 2011
3 posts
Nov 25th
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Case in point:
Last night I went to Glaswegian boy’s room since I hadn’t seen him all day for one reason or another. I fell asleep on his bed. *Facepalm*
Nov 25th
Aside from Wednesday night
I literally have done no work in a week, and even then it was work I *had* to do in order to keep my head above water. I’m just feeling constantly exhausted at the moment, the idea of getting out of bed right now simply to shower is just…ugh. The thought of starting research for my essay that I now have only ten days to write…heck, I even have lines to learn for my rehearsal on...
Nov 25th
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October 2011
14 posts
Oct 30th
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Uni times - 1.
So this morning was my morning to finish my Mediaeval History essay…actually, I lie, Friday night was the night I was going to finish said essay but I got convinced to go out instead. We started the night in my room, drinking wine and listening to nostalgic song from our youth, then went on to the Hallowe’en common room party, where most people looked at our group with a querying...
Oct 30th
Oct 22nd
1 tag
A month into uni
And I’m pretty much skint.
Oct 21st
Oct 20th
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bethmai asked: alice alice alice, fellow history student! how are you?
Oct 20th
bethmai: The only thing that annoys me about American lecturers is when they say stuff like “could care less” because they’re implying that someone COULD care less about something, when they mean that they COULDN’T care less /beth argues semantics THIS. Similarly, although I love the American friends I have made here, I am kind of sick of having the same American pronunciation/spelling...
Oct 20th
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Herodotus 5.39-42
3.148.1.2 5.49-51 6.48-84 Thucydides 4.80 If anyone feels like reading these chapters and giving me the cliffnotes it would be greatly appreciated…
Oct 20th
Girls who like bearded chubby dudes:
tumblr: oh hayyyyyyyyyyy I live in fucking Narnia, approximately 2,000,000 miles away from you. You're so cute I want to date you blah blah beard om nom nom nom.
girls in real life: nope.
[oh yeah and guys who like alternative looking chubby girls are just QUEUEING UP AT MY DOOR] -.-
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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I went home to dry off before my lecture at four…and now it’s ten to three and I’m cold and wet on my bed and I just don’t want to go back out in the rain. I enjoy my lectures and I can’t miss another one because I’ve already missed two and they’ve all been Social Anthropology. The thought of having to get up off my warm and cosy bed and put on my bright...
Oct 17th
1 tag
Got so excited about the web 'date' my friends and...
that I came online 45 minutes early and just sat staring at my computer screen.
Oct 16th
1 note
I found a boy
who looks after me when I’m sick, lets me use him as a pillow, plays the guitar to me, sends me blues songs late at night, who can discuss poetry, who is interested in politics but has differing and interesting views as if he actually knows what he’s talking about, who is passionate about music and his family and his dog, who is cute and always smiles and laughs at my jokes…. ...
Oct 14th
Drowning under a sea of reading and work and failing because I cannot combat the apathy creeping over my fresher’s-flu-infected body. :(
Oct 4th
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September 2011
4 posts
…there are also doritos in my bed…
Sep 19th
2 tags
Feel so freshers right now
Getting ready to go to a subject talk on Classical Studies and I’m pretty sure I smell like distilled alcohol….
Sep 19th
1 note
Right now I’m feeling extremely homesick…and it’s been like two days. :|
Sep 18th
2 tags
2 weeks today
2 weeks today I go away to university. I travel up to Scotland, a place I’ve visited once in my entire life. I leave behind my boyfriend, my friends, my family, my pets, my house, my room, a large proportion of my possessions, my life. I leave behind comfort, familiarity, a sense of belonging, a security that I have built around my for eighteen years. But with this I also leave behind a...
Sep 2nd
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August 2011
3 posts
Aug 23rd
270 notes
This is a walking taco. Reblog if you care.
Aug 3rd
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Aug 1st
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July 2011
12 posts
I just don't know what to do.
Jul 25th
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Jul 22nd
Working this weekend
JT’s uncle asked me to help out on his burger stall [after…you know…JT pushing me for the task for a couple of months!] I know, glamorous, right? I’m giving up invitations to a couple of parties to smell like burger grease[!] But the money is good and it sounds like JT will be working on the stall too, so yay. Anyway, gonna be out of action for a while since I’m...
Jul 8th
Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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COMMENTATOR, YOU ARE THE REASON THAT VOLDEMORT...
Jul 7th
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d-r-a-c-o:
Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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A Modern Sexual-Assault Tale
Man: Hello, I'd like to report a mugging.
Officer: A mugging, eh? Where did it take place?
Man: I was walking by 21st and Dundritch Street and a man pulled out a gun and said, "Give me all your money."
Officer: And did you?
Man: Yes, I co-operated.
Officer: So you willingly gave the man your money without fighting back, calling for help or trying to escape?
Man: Well, yes, but I was terrified. I thought he was going to kill me!
Officer: Mmm. But you did co-operate with him. And I've been informed that you're quite a philanthropist, too.
Man: I give to charity, yes.
Officer: So you like to give money away. You make a habit of giving money away.
Man: What does that have to do with this situation?
Officer: You knowingly walked down Dundritch Street in your suit when everyone knows you like to give away money, and then you didn't fight back. It sounds like you gave money to someone, but now you're having after-donation regret. Tell me, do you really want to ruin his life because of your mistake?
Man: This is ridiculous!
Officer: This is a rape analogy. This is what women face every single day when they try to bring their rapists to justice.
Man: Fuck the patriarchy.
Officer: Word.
Jul 7th
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"will it end the way you thought it would?"
xiwannaholdyourhandx: mockingjay—katniss: i read the books  so, yes. Yeah but it’s Warner Bros. so ANYTHING could happen. D:
Jul 7th
Jul 7th
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Jul 7th
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June 2011
97 posts
Jun 29th
39 notes
In other news I want to be Liza Minelli.
Jun 28th
This time tomorrow friends are coming over and...
so why am I here Tumblring and watching Loose Women?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?
Jun 28th
AAAAAAAARRRRRGHHIUHgouherqoiefuhoiwugrhoi!!!!!!!!!
Found sleeping bag Can’t find bag for sleeping bag Shit.
Jun 28th
I don't understand people who are anti-feminism.
iwasateenagedeatheater: You oppose.. the empowerment of women?  What the fuck is wrong with you? 
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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It is a simple dilemma:
Can’t be bothered packing for London, can’t be bothered tidying room for friends’ arrival on Wednesday. ERGO: Haven’t started packing for London, haven’t started tidying room for friends’ arrival. Oh dear dear me. :(
Jun 27th
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. Magical.
Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Dear book authors, you do not need to kill off...
I’m looking at YOU Ms. Rowling…two words: Weasley brother. -_-
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
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